A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.
It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.
by Jono March 27, 2005
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To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.
I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!
by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001
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1. <verb> A very unpleasant or inconvenient journey of any distance.
2. <noun> A person lacking social skills. A dork. Not a friend of choice.
1. "Oy, my legs are killin me, I don't wanna schlep to 711 right now!"

2. "Yeah, he always gets blackout drunk! What a schlep."
by Nate Nasty February 4, 2006
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Someone that's really dumb and can't do anything right.
Why are you a schlep dave?
by idotMax August 11, 2021
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A person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. They typically cause more damage than good.
When I had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. The schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.
by dickfitzentite September 18, 2009
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A name used for a lower class idiot who sits on his own in class and has a liking to eating glue and pens whilst managing to always get something stuck up his nose. This type of person would usually smell of piss and write peoples names down in a little book to report to the Head Teacher. He would also pick up small change that people throw away at school (mostly at him).
Look at Boon over their eating stuff again, he's a right Schlep " Yeah he's a smelly glue sniffing bastard with pens stuck to his eyelids again" "Lets throw a coin at him"
by Simonster February 10, 2006
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A HVAC repair man who lacks the ability and intelligence to do his job when it's 94 degrees outside. Uncommonly needs you to pick him and his kids up and bring them to your house for the appointment because he has a DUI. Tells you it's to hot out to work on the unit and he will come back later that day and does not answer his phone to set up a time. Note to all, don't use a friend of a friend....
Did I hire the only schlep HVAC repair man in the USA?
by Sib the HVAC repairman hater August 18, 2009
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